Monday, September 25, 2006

Matthew 28:18-20 (NKJV)

"And Jesus came and spoke to them saying, "All authority has been given to me in heaven and on earth. Go, therefore, and make disciples of all the nations, baptising them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Teaching them to observe all things that I have commanded you, and lo, I with you, even to the end of the age." Amen.

I post this here primarily because I have to memorise it for my evangelism class in thirty minutes, but secondly because i'm ticked off that we have to memorise it in NKJV. I wish my EVAN professor would speak to my BIBL professor, who's told us all about the problems with NKJV. They are extensive. I should devote a post to them sometime...

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It seems that it has been a very long time since I posted a non-word for your enjoyment, so here it is:
newkrappyjello version - "new-crap-ee-jell-oe" - a translation of the Bible that is based on innacurate texts that jiggles in the mouth when you try to read it aloud.

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