Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Welcome to the Truthy Report!

You hear about these things everywhere - everyone who's anyone has a blog! Newspapers and television stations are quoting them, and powerful people watch as opinions are swayed by them.

Wait just a second! I'm a somebody, and I don't have a blog!

Well, now I do.

In direct contradiction to my belief that blogs are a waist of the writers time and nobody gives a crap about what other people have to say, I post my thoughts to you here. The Truthy Report will be just that - the world as I see it, with no Hollywood spin, no shock & awe, and no liberal agenda. I don't want to save the pandas with this blog, and I frankly don't want to hear about Bob and Joe marrying in Toronto. This blog is about US. (No, not the USA, "us", as in human beings with real lives).

As I discover new and terrifying ways to bring you the truth as I see it, you will see many new shiny things to occupy your generationally ADD mind. Don't have ADD? My apologies, I assumed we all have it.

Peace, love, and nappiness!

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Today's non-word is "nappiness" (nap-ee-ness). The state of feeling "nappy", or in need of a good nap.

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